Sammy Petrillo – My Son, The Phone Caller

"They were real calls. It was like Candid Camera on record. I'd call them and get them in bizarre situations. It really was a study in human nature. I called this maternity hospital and told them that I had this eight foot gorilla that was about to give birth. They told me how to deliver a baby gorilla over the phone. The nurses would tell me "Tie the cord" and I'd yell "Quick, tie the cord!" like I was speaking to somebody else. And they'd say "Don't tie it too tight!" and I'd scream "Not too tight!" It was wild."

- by Dave the Spazz

SOURCE: https://wfmu.org/LCD/21/petrillo.html