The Rudy Schwartz Project – Don't Get Charred... Get Puffy!

Label:	DC-Jam Records – DCJ0053
Format:	CD
Country:	US
Released:	2012
Genre:	Electronic, Rock
Style:	Parody

Tracklist

1		Visiting L.A.? Why Not Castrate A Cop?
2		Invasion Of The Chrome Fish People
3		Barbecue Bud's
4		Moammar's Tractor Bass – Dave Irwin* Drums – Lisa Cameron Lead Guitar – Terry Wooten
5		Strip Naked, You Sweet Maggot
6		Cha Cha With Me, Doodles Voice [Poignant Encomium] – Dylan Cameron
7		Condoms #1
8		Creation Science Polka
9		Las Bragas
10		An Orange Is Nothing But A Juicy Pumpkin Bass, Vocals – Dave Irwin* Drums – Lisa Cameron Guitar, Vocals – Terry Wooten
11		Django's Waffle Apparatus Clarinet – Tim Walsh
12		Cracklin' Rosie Bass, Vocals, Kazoo – Dave Irwin* Drums – Lisa Cameron Guitar, Vocals – Terry Wooten Written-By – Neil Diamond
13		Nasty Onion Juice Boy
14		Another Surge Of Pacific Moisture Lead Guitar – Terry Wooten
15		Turn Out The Lights (And Let My Vomit Come Through) Lead Guitar – Terry Wooten
16		The Black Page Written-By – Frank Zappa
17		Mustapha Written-By – Freddie Mercury
18		Perfect Egg Salad Every Time Voice [Blood Orange Solicitations] – Patty Ryland
19		Do-Me-Do Duds Written-By – Friedrich Hollander*
20		Don't Pull Your Love Written-By – Brian Potter, Dennis Lambert
21		Ernest Borgnine Memorial Birthday Party Bass – Dave Irwin* Drums – Lisa Cameron Guitar – Terry Wooten Written-By – Lisa Cameron
22		Mr. Peacock Written-By – Nat Hiken, Walter Slivinski
23		Kill For God Drums – Jamsheed Agahi Saxophone, Clarinet – Kelly Dooley

Credits

Artwork – Andrew Auten
Performer, Producer, Sequenced By, Written-By – Joe Newman (2)

Notes

With a few exceptions, this was recorded on a Tascam 688 between 1990 and 1993 in a poorly lit spare bedroom in Austin, Texas, under the flight path of Robert Mueller Airport. Re-mastered in 2012 in Montréal, Québec, during extensive sewer repairs and general public unrest. No police officers were castrated during the making of this album.
Copyright 2012 Rudy Schwartz Publishing, BMI, All Rights Reserved.